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Call me Jordan.

Who am I?  
Ask me anything

coldsteel-the-hedgeheg:

youre named after the bravest men I know

dad i’m named after you

yeah i fucking know right *high fives*

dammit-jim-im-a-blog:

without glasses: 

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with glasses: 

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Love is friendship that has caught fire. It is quiet understanding, mutual confidence, sharing and forgiving. It is loyalty through good and bad times. It settles for less than perfection and makes allowances for human weaknesses

Ann Landers (via permeate)

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elizlizard:

do it

(Source: lizard-gill)

dreamwurks:

Tumblr and the skeleton war 2k14

thankyoucorndog:

boomer-overboard:

thankyoucorndog:

"boy i’m in a great mood!"

"oh, please. you can’t REALLY be in a great mood. there are people out there who just got raises. people just got married. people are being reunited with their families right now. how dare you say you’re happy."

The equivalent of someone saying you can’t be sad because other people have it worse than you.

yes

(Source: thankyoucorndog)

proctalgia:

this is my girlfriend

gallifreyanprincess:

clarawebbwillcutoffyourhead:

IS BEING HYDRATED REALLY WORTH ALL THIS PEEING?

YES

BEING HYDRATED LEADS TO BETTER BRAIN FUNCTION, BETTER DIGESTIVE FUNCTION WHICH CAN MEAN WEIGHT LOSS, PRETTIER SKIN, FEWER HEADACHES, MORE ENERGY, LESSENS CRAMPS, AND IT HELPS YOUR KIDNEYS CLEAN YOUR BLOOD WHICH MEANS YOU FEEL BETTER OVERALL

SO PEE AS MUCH AS YOU NEED TO MY FRIEND

mormonproblems:

From The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints facebook page 

mormonproblems:

From The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints facebook page 

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